I Probably Watch Too Much TV

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought Sarah Jessica Parker looked Really Awful at this year's Oscars - please don't ask me why I even watched the Oscars. On TV. With my mum. At around ten p.m., because after the 9 o'clock show we still hadn't had enough TV for the night, and she was doing the ironing for me because I was just too tired and she's just too nice and we needed something to talk nonsense about while she did so.

Hopefully the fact that we didn't finish watching it will help us retain some sort of credibility as people, in your humble opinion.

Jon did finish watching the entire ceremony though. And then he watched Nip/Tuck, which I stopped watching sometime in Season 1 after the son (Matt?) was caught having a threesome by his mother. The pretty blonde lady, Julia.

Sadly, I can recite storylines and remember character names from Channel 8 shows at the drop of a hat.

Here's the gofugyourself link to Sarah Jessica Parker at the Oscars:
http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2009/02/oscar_fug_carpet_sarah_jessica.html

I thought she was awful in the Sex and The City movie. But that show, and the movie, isn't really about the actresses, is it?

Everyone knows it's about the clothes.

So what the heck was she thinking when she wore that?!

X Marks The Spot

Against Jon's wishes, because it's That Time Of The Month, I decided to bring my new running shoes on their maiden run after the 9 o'clock show. Most Unfortunately, I have an awful, sneaking suspicion that there is a family of snails residing in a grassy patch along Dunearn Road which is now missing one member.

Why You Should Just Admit That West Is Best
Jon and I commenced celebrations for our 2nd year anniversary today with a visit to our favourite Korean restaurant, located just up the street from the Not Nice Anymore Fei Siong Bak Chor Mee near Al-Ameen.

Oh skinny auntie who smokes like a chimney, where are you? I want you back, even if it means that I risk having a bowl of bak chor mee with cigarette ash in it.

Anyway, because it was an impromtu decision to go out for dinner tonight I didn't have Tenny (my camera, in case you didn't see my previous posts) with me so there are no photos. The next time we go there I'll bring her along so you can see the good food - they give you lots of appetisers too, in true Korean restaurant style. Frutta la Viva is just a couple of doors away, but we didn't have any today because we were both too full of liquid.

Gloop gloop.

As we were walking to the bus stop I kept telling Jon not to poke me or say silly things so I wouldn't laugh, and the saddest part was that I would then burst out laughing at myself.

Gloop gloop, gloop.

It hurt.

I wonder if I should regret ordering the kimchi soup, because its Awesome Fire Power might very well lead to another Spectacular S**t tomorrow morning - I can already feel my stomach protesting.

But you know, now that I've got less of that gloop gloop feeling, I have to say I think it'll all be worth it.

Dog Diggity Dogg

ceadsearc WELOVEJESUS says:
who else

glowie chloeie says:
danny alexis grace (The pink/blond hair girl)
and this really BORING oil rigger guy
michael sarkey or something
dont like him
BORING!!!!!!

ceadsearc WELOVEJESUS says:
oh

glowie chloeie says:
BORINGGGGGGGG

ceadsearc WELOVEJESUS says:
ther fat one

glowie chloeie says:
ya the fat one
haha the fat one


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Dear Kara and Simon,

As the two American Idol judges whom I have the most respect for, and Randy, because you're pretty cool and you're from a minority race (sorry Paula, you look and talk like you're continually high on something), please let Anoop in as a wildcard. America, and indeed the world, does not need another boring big white guy in the Top 12.

We know the boring big white guys can sing, and I know that you guys, Kara and Simon especially, know what it takes for a Real American Idol to be born. And I also know that you see it in Anoop. Because I do.

Not every American voted for Obama, voted for change. Don't let those who did continue talking about how Anoop didn't get voted in because he's an Asian immigrant.

Sincerely,
Chloe

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Judging by the number of people I know who watch The Dreamcatchers, I think Channel 8 did a good job of increasing viewership with The Little Nyonya. Even though the former, currently showing at 9 p.m. weekdays on Channel 8, is sponsored by the EDB, Spring Singapore and the Workforce Development Agency (and Tourism Japan, it appears) and has Really Annoying expositions on the wonders and prestige of the engineering industry. And its perks, of course - like being sent to Japan for overseas training.