The Silliest Invention of All Time
Has to be the High Heel. Check this site out for the history of the high heel.
And I am second in silliness only to the woman (yes, it was a woman apparently, according to the above website) who first used them fashion-wise, for thinking that Hush Puppies heels would not give me foot ache. Granted, they were probably the most comfortable pair of high-ish heels I've ever worn, with their really fantastic in-soles - but they were just a tad too high.
I've given up. I bought a pair of shoes with slight heels from Anna Nucci in Harbourfront, last night after work, and my feet have been Very Happy since.
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The following email exchange should amuse you. Names have been witheld to protect the not so innocent.
Me: Wah I think I'm the only one who eats the meiji biscuit. They seem to be restocking more often now that the turnover rate is higher than last time. But still a lot less than the cream cheese one. Can go and see the 19th floor pantry.
Fellow Suffering Pupil at Law Firm Which Shall Not Be Named: Nooo I cannot go to the pantry and see. I'll end up taking more lexus biscuits. I ate 3 packets already. Abit paiseh cos the librarian keeps seeing me eating biscuits. He even asked me whether I had eaten lunch
Me: IT'S YOU!!!!!!
IT'S YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! Haha I was wondering why the tin looked so depleted. I think the secretaries/associates/lawyers have moved on to higher class snacks. Like pocky.
Oh no I just read your email in more detail and now I cannot stop laughing haha the first time round I missed the part abt the librarian!!!! HAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!!
FSPaLFWSHNBN: Haha lucky for you it seems nobody else eats meiji so the stock doesn't go down so quickly. And also I have no dustbin so its not very nice to have so many lexus packets lying around.At least I don't steal the higher class food (like ovaltine) which I think they have to pool money to buy!
Me: Ok la I think I'll buy stuff and put back. Haha
FSPaLFWSHNBN: Haha erm are you serious? I think no need right. One ovaltine packet only
Me: I stole biscuits the other day! Like a wang wang. Haha!
FSPaLFWSHNBN: Haha. I thought you only ate meiji. Anyway I'm sure they wont begrudge a few packets for a poor pupil
And you wonder why you have to pay lawyers so much money.
Has to be the High Heel. Check this site out for the history of the high heel.
And I am second in silliness only to the woman (yes, it was a woman apparently, according to the above website) who first used them fashion-wise, for thinking that Hush Puppies heels would not give me foot ache. Granted, they were probably the most comfortable pair of high-ish heels I've ever worn, with their really fantastic in-soles - but they were just a tad too high.
I've given up. I bought a pair of shoes with slight heels from Anna Nucci in Harbourfront, last night after work, and my feet have been Very Happy since.
***
The following email exchange should amuse you. Names have been witheld to protect the not so innocent.
Me: Wah I think I'm the only one who eats the meiji biscuit. They seem to be restocking more often now that the turnover rate is higher than last time. But still a lot less than the cream cheese one. Can go and see the 19th floor pantry.
Fellow Suffering Pupil at Law Firm Which Shall Not Be Named: Nooo I cannot go to the pantry and see. I'll end up taking more lexus biscuits. I ate 3 packets already. Abit paiseh cos the librarian keeps seeing me eating biscuits. He even asked me whether I had eaten lunch
Me: IT'S YOU!!!!!!
IT'S YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! Haha I was wondering why the tin looked so depleted. I think the secretaries/associates/lawyers have moved on to higher class snacks. Like pocky.
Oh no I just read your email in more detail and now I cannot stop laughing haha the first time round I missed the part abt the librarian!!!! HAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!!
FSPaLFWSHNBN: Haha lucky for you it seems nobody else eats meiji so the stock doesn't go down so quickly. And also I have no dustbin so its not very nice to have so many lexus packets lying around.At least I don't steal the higher class food (like ovaltine) which I think they have to pool money to buy!
Me: Ok la I think I'll buy stuff and put back. Haha
FSPaLFWSHNBN: Haha erm are you serious? I think no need right. One ovaltine packet only
Me: I stole biscuits the other day! Like a wang wang. Haha!
FSPaLFWSHNBN: Haha. I thought you only ate meiji. Anyway I'm sure they wont begrudge a few packets for a poor pupil
And you wonder why you have to pay lawyers so much money.
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